When was the last time you thought about Susan Boyle? Kanye’s interruption of Taylor Swift? Charlie Sheen’s “winning” rampage? Anthony Weiner’s Twitter fetish? The assassination of Osama Bin Laden? Yeah, we thought so. Our culture devours stories faster than we can dish them out to the point where yesterday’s sensations are today’s forgotten nobodies. How, then, do we share the greatest narrative to a narrative-numb culture?