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The Evidence Is Compelling

First the reports surfaced that Keanu Reeves is actually immortal. Then rumors that Nicolas Cage is a Civil War-era vampire made their way into the blogosphere. Now? Leonardo DiCaprio is actually a woman from the 1960s named Judy Zipper.