Forecasters, politicians and meteorologists are breaking out their very best $5 apocalyptic words for Hurricane Sandy’s welcome wagon, which is expected to hit around 8pm EST along the Eastern Seaboard. And then there’s New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who stuck with a plainer, “Don’t be stupid. Get out.” So, in the interest of getting real about what this whole thing could do, CNN has put together a very practical list of what to expect from Hurricane Sandy (worth reading for everyone. This thing will have global repercussions.) Also, now’s the time to make your Redbox run …