“Trick or treat” is so ’90s. Why are you letting a bunch of little kids in Avengers costumes tell you what you can and can’t do? Trick or treat? Get real. It’s 2012. We can have it both ways. This Halloween, start calling the shots like the adult you are and give them a trick and a treat. Like this, for example, in that it’s an Oreo (treat) and it’s candy-corn flavored (yuck). Take back your dignity. Take back Halloween. Buy yourself a couple boxes of Candy Corn Oreos …
