Breaking up is hard to do … unless of course, you have God on your side!
We know, there are plenty of good reasons to break up with someone—and many may actually be spiritual or theological. But we also know how some people in Christian circles tend to use “God” as an easy way out of awkward situations.
We asked you to send us the best examples of cheesy Christian breakup lines you’ve ever heard. You did not disappoint.
The responses were a mix of hysterical, kind of depressing and hysterical.
Here are a few of our favorites.