Has anyone ever told you “God told them” to break up with you? Perhaps you’ve used that line. It’s as effective as it is messed up. But it’s also kind dated (no pun intended, but still takin’ it).
That’s where John Crist comes in with a host of suggestions for breakup language that is way meaner but just as churchy.
Our favorite: “Are you a part of MercyMe ’cause I can only imagine being happy in this relationship.”