You All Have Got to Stop Going Into the Water

Well, we’ve covered this a few times around here, but it always bears repeating. You all have to stop going into the water. Just don’t do it. It’s not safe. There’s nothing in there for you except for danger. Just look at the people below, whose bright smiles scarcely mask the abject horror to which they’ve been subjected. Do you honestly think any of them will be able to look out over the Toyon Bay in Santa Catalina without thinking of the 18-foot “oarfish” (read: nightmare water dragon) they found? Do you want that fate? Then stay out of the water …

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