Even if this hands-free “Whopper Holder” may be somewhat tongue-in-cheek, the very fact that it exists is enough for us to be concerned about the fate of humanity. Burger King is currently giving them away as prizes for customer loyalty in Puerto Rico—but really, there are no “winners” when the prize is a contraption that allows you to hold a cheeseburger inches from your face without even having to exert the effort of moving your arms …
