Washington DC Survived a Sharknado This Week

As this satellite image from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration clearly shows, our nation’s capital was the target of a massive shark-shaped weather pattern this week—a real-life sharknado. We may never know how Washington DC and U.S. officials actually survived the sharknado, but it’s safe to assume that Nicolas Cage was somehow involved in personally intervening to keep the president safe …

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