Police in the UK say that they have “figured out” the secret identity of a “portly figure in an ill-fitting Batman costume” (Rueters’ words, not ours), who turned in a wanted criminal at a local police station. According to police, the man behind the mask is food deliveryman Stan Worby, 39, who accompanied his friend to turn himself in to police to offer moral support. He told reporters that the “costume” was just a joke. So, there is no Caped Crusader lurking in the shadows waiting to nab criminals and keep our streets safe. It’s just an out of shape deliveryman playing a joke on us. Weird, that sounds just like the kind of thing the real Batman would want us to believe …
