Make your own judgments about what the following sentences say about the state of humanity in the year 2015: After getting more than 1.4 million downloads for their Taco Bell mobile app—which was designed with the exclusive intention of quickening your taco consumption—the fast food chain is celebrating by giving away a million Doritos Locos tacos. Anyone who places an order using the app will receive a taco made of Doritos for only the cost of their dignity. Thankfully, the promotion only lasts for the month of January, so a full-fledged national health crisis may be narrowly avoided …
