Security Company Gives GPS Devices to Churches to Track Baby Jesus Figurines

Surveillance satellites are now being used in the on going War on Christmas. Just how bad is the problem of Baby Jesus figurines getting stolen from church nativity scenes? Evidently, its enough of a problem that a security company in D.C. is giving out free GPS devices that can be placed in mangers, to help locate the stolen plastic newborns if they’re taken from the watchful eye of Mary and Joseph. Brickhouse Securities CEO told myFoxDC.com, “We then monitor it from our cloud-based mapping system, and set up alerts so that they’ll get a text message or an e-mail if Baby Jesus is in motion.” This whole War on Christmas thing is getting high-tech …

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