The President Would Like to Know if the Curiosity Finds Any Martians, Please

In case NASA was in any doubt, President Barack Obama politely requested today that he be kept on top of any development the Curiosity might make in terms of discovering extra-terrestrial life. “If, in fact, you do make contact with Martians, please let me know right away,” he told a crowd at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadenia, Calif. “I’ve got a lot of other things on my plate, but I suspect that that will go to the top of the list.” Clever. As if he didn’t already know about Area 51 …

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