Pizza Scientists Figure Out Way to Cram More Cheese into Crust

The world’s top scientists, NASA engineers and theoretical quantum physicists have finally unveiled the results of years of painstaking research and development, in their mythical quest to find ways to cram even more cheese into a pizza. Introducing, Pizza Hut’s Crazy Cheesy Crust. The revolutionary new pizza contains a crust that is actually 16 linked bread bowls, each oozing with their own pools of even more cheese. Congratulations on a job well done, scientists. We’re still waiting on ways to jam more meats into KFC’s Double Down, so it’s time to get back to work ..

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