McDonald’s has seen better days, with flat sales and an avalanche of bad press that just won’t go away, even though McDonald’s never did anything to them and, jeepers, what is with you guys? In an effort to get you to stop being such a jerk, they’re expanding their “I’m Lovin It” motto to something even better. McDonald’s new advertising slogan is “Lovin Beats Hatin.”
Because love is better than hate, and if you hate McDonald’s, like, maybe you should think about what that says about you, you know? Why hate McDonald’s when you could love it instead? Love is great. It’s all you need, in fact. It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. So, stop hatin’ McDonald’s, and start lovin’ it, unless you’re just gonna keep on hatin’ in which case, we feel sorry for you …