If you don’t mind feeling like a real goofball and either talking like a pirate or, even worse, dressing up like one, Krispy Kreme will give you some free donuts. From their site:
“Any swashbuckling guest who talks like a pirate will receive one free Original Glazed doughnut, while fans who dress like a pirate will receive one dozen Original Glazed doughnuts.”
We were embarrassed just reading that, but if your dignity can be sold for a couple of donuts, than it’s your lucky day, we guess. You can also use a custom pirate-themed Snapchat filter, but at the end of the day, you’re still making yourself look like an old pirate stereotype in exchange for fried dough, so …
Any guest who shows their Snapchat image at a participating shop will qualify for a dozen Original Glazed doughnuts. Show your snap to a team member inside the shop and score ye bounty. Arrrr….
Seriously, guys. Do you really want a donut this bad?