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KFC Has Unleashed the ‘Double Down Dog’ Upon Humanity

KFC is experimenting with a new creation, so ghastly, it may it fact threaten the very foundations of natural order. Years after having the audacity to replace the buns on a meat sandwich with two pieces of fried chicken, the rogue restaurant chain has once again emerged from Dr. Frankenstein’s food lab with yet another monster: The Double Down Dog. The extremely limited edition menu item—forged with meat combinations devised by humanity’s most irreverent chicken chefs—wraps a hot dog in fried chicken, before squirting it with a hot, liquid cheese substance. For now, the Double Down Dog is only available in limited quantities at a few stores in the Philippines, but it’s only a matter of time before the twisted results of meat alchemy brings its sinister allure to our shores …

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