This is weird.
Some guy named Jesus started a Tinder account, and he’s making sure everyone knows he’s not just a random guy named “Jesus.”
No, he wants you to know he’s THAT Jesus. You can tell because his profile picture clearly displays Jesusy things like fish and bread, and even water turning into wine.
Oh, and his job description is carpenter, in case there was any doubt.
There are plenty of documented conversations between this Jesus and other Tinder users, but you’ll have to read those on your own.
The internet continues to be a strange and confusing place.