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Introducing Toe Wrestling: The Real Sport of Kings

The world’s not-fastest-growing sport is toe wrestling. Like a gross version of arm wrestling, two foot warriors place their feet inside a small ring on the floor, lock their big toes together, then try to drive their opponent’s foot to the ground. Toe wrestling’s biggest figure and reigning World Toe Wrestling Champion, Alan “Nasty” Nash (we’re not kidding), told an online paper, “I just love the fact that this is the one sport that England always wins at. We get hammered at everything else.”

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