No one freak out, but a massive ghost shipped filled with hungry, cannibal rats is about to crash somewhere in the U.K. A year ago the former cruise ship was basically abandoned and dragged out into the middle of the ocean, after its crew got into disputes with Canada over unpaid debts. Authorities have no idea where it is or when it will make landfall, but think it could come crashing into Britain, literally at any moment. At that point, in the words of the U.K. paper The Mirror, “packs of disease-ridden rodents who are forced to prey on one another to survive” will rush through the countryside, turning the quaint villages of the rolling hills into a land of evil man-eating rat fueled nightmares. Sleep tight British readers …
