This week has started pretty well for poor-planning lawbreakers. First, a man in Italy called in a bomb threat to an airport in an attempt to avoid missing his plane. As you can imagine, he missed the plane after all. Then, today we find out a man in Australia tried to escape from police by turning right—into the ocean. And because of Internet, 7News captured the not-quite-Bond moment for all of us to enjoy. Of course, while the ethics of auto theft are pretty questionable, the vision for a high-speed car chase on the ocean floor is actually impressive. So, A for effort, mate.
Aaron Cline Hanbury is a contributing editor for RELEVANT. You can follow him on Twitter at @achanbury