Bacon Deodorant: This Bacon Thing Has Finally Gone too Far

A line has been crossed. We’re all for bacon taco shells, bacon candles, bacon s’mores and even bacon mouthwash, but a new product has officially gone too far. J & D’s Foods’ “Power Bacon” deodorant may be the wake-up call we all need to recognize that our bacon obsession is probably getting unhealthy at this point. Though the “meaty fresh” scent contains a warning that it could draw “dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs” to wearers “like the most powerful magnet on Earth,” it will most assuredly repel your very soul. It turns out, there can, in fact, be too much of a good thing …

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