Reality TV Has Officially Run Out of Ideas: ‘Vanilla Ice Goes Amish’ Announced

After thinking of every possible combination of cooking competitions, B-list celebrity living arrangements, televised dating scenarios and island survival democracies, reality TV producers have submitted the last idea that they could think of: A show called Vanilla Ice Goes Amish. In the upcoming reality show that will air on DIY Network, the “Ice Ice Baby” rapper will join an Amish community to learn construction techniques—the least interesting angle possible for show about Vanilla Ice living in an Amish community. Even Vanilla Ice seemed to concede that the show was a somewhat desperate career turn. He tweeted “This show is going to be amazing, pure magical. Get in where you fit in, and I’m fitting in with the Amish. LOL” …

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