Buckle up everyone, Starbucks just released their new “holiday” cups.
Holiday magic arrives at @Starbucks stores tomorrow https://t.co/IIjqckU10V pic.twitter.com/tC8CA5baEn
— Starbucks News (@StarbucksNews) November 1, 2018
You would have thought that this three-year-old scorching take from backward-hatted evangelist Joshua Feuerstein would have sunk in by now.
Even though the company’s chief operating officer told CNN (!) “we listened to our customers” and they “loved the tradition of Christmas,” the red and green seasonal cups do not contain a single Bible verse, mention that “Jesus Christ is the reason we celebrate Christmas, which is His birthday” or any way of confirming that their product is specifically for people who identify as Christians and like spending $4 on a cup of coffee.
Some companies will just never learn. Enjoy the naughty list, Starbucks.
