As if you weren’t already excited about the return of snack-food favorite Twinkies, Hostess has announced that when the cream-filled cakes come back on July 15, they’ll have a notable enhancement—an extended shelf-life. According to a spokesperson for the company, new Twinkies can last for 45 days without spoiling or expiring. We’re going to put two and two together here: If you eat Twinkies every day, you’ll probably live forever …
