This Million-Dollar iPhone Is Completely Ridiculous

What does a million-dollar iPhone look like? Pretty much exactly like the $200 iPhone, except it appears to have been bedazzled with the insides of the pirates’ chest from The Goonies. The gaudy 5s from the jewelry shop Alchemist London features “700 individual ‘flawless’ VVS diamonds,” a 24-carat-gold rear panel, “53 diamonds adorning the Apple logo” and a screen that will probably shatter the first time you drop it from like three feet. They are so exclusive, that only two are in existence. Finally, a truly dignified way to play a free game predicated on slingshotting irate birds into structures housing hapless pigs …

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