This Machine Actually Does Sort of Turn Water Into Wine

Points for creativity go to the creators of what’s being adorably called “The Miracle Machine.” The press says it turns water into wine, which is sort of true. You have to add, like, “wine ingredients” or whatever, so “miracle” might be sort of a strong word. And it takes a few days, so Jesus might have it beat there too. Oh, and it costs $500. All that aside, yes, it’s a miracle machine. It syncs with a Bluetooth device in order to monitor its own fermentation, and is made up of “a thermo-plastic fermentation chamber, a thermoelectric heater, a temperature monitor and a motor to mix the ingredients,” so it does sound like a pretty cool invention. Don’t go to a wedding without one …

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