A Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter for People Who Aren’t Messing Around

Precision. Accuracy. Lasers. Just the words that come to mind when you think about that perfect slice of pizza. ThinkGeek’s Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter is equipped with a flashlight/laser attachment, ensuring there is “no time wasted arguing about whose slice is bigger.” From ThinkGeek: “The laser/flashlight scope attachment projects a line on your pizza so with a steady hand and a good eye you can have straight cuts every time.” Steady hands. Clear Eyes. Full bellies. Can’t lose …

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