Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?, the world’s most beloved and important video game, is finally going to become a movie, just like you’ve always hoped and dreamed. It’s going to be produced by Jennifer Lopez, who is considering starring in it. Walden Media is pushing the piece as a cross between The Thomas Crowne Affair and National Treasure. So, to recap: a game nobody cares about anymore is being turned into a movie produced by a star who nobody cares about anymore, which is being pushed as a cross between two other movies nobody cares about anymore …
