They say you don’t have to get hit by a brick to know that it hurts, but you do have to get hit by one to know how it hurts. That might be true, but there is an exception to every rule, and now, you can just watch this video of the WTOL Toledo news team attempting to force teen slang into their broadcast to know how it feels to get hit by a brick over and over, in the face, with unrelenting force.
And hearing “weather’s going to be turnt” has to be the equivalent of a firehose of bricks directly at your eardrums, and the only equivalent to the look of terror in weatherman Chris’ eyes when he realizes it’s time to give Cardi B’s “okurrrrr” a shot is the one you’ll feel when you realize what’s going on.
Did you have your “gucci breakfast” this morning? Are you “woke” enough for the day? How “lit” will things be on your commute to work?
There should be at least a couple of laws against this.