Just in Time for Movember

John Hodgman, Daily Show writer, PC impersonator and author of three ridiculous(ly awesome) books about fake knowledge, has given us yet another bit of gold just in time for Mustache Movember: a guide to mustaches and mustache grooming. We expect sales of miniature zen garden rakes to skyrocket …



From New York Magazine:


When grooming your mustache, DO NOT use your daughter’s doll combs. Thethick muscular strands of your mustache will prove like quicksand to aplastic toy used to the limp, submissive locks of your common Barbie and American Girl doll. Instead, DO groom with a Zen Garden rake. It leaves soothing trackswhile clearing your mind to ponder such philosophical questions as, "Van Dykes: What’s the point, really?"

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Read the rest of Hodgman’s tips here.

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