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U.S. Government Is Ready To Admit UFOs Are Real

No, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. According to the U.S. government, UFOs are…

Six Percent of Americans Think They Could Beat a Grizzly Bear in Hand-to-Hand Combat

A new study shines a light on the depths of delusion and wrongness in the…

Ellen DeGeneres Has Announced the End of Her Daytime Talk Show

Today, Ellen DeGeneres announced her daytime talk show will come to an end in 2022,…

Facebook Is Testing a New ‘Prayer’ Post Feature

In 2006, we had “pc4pc?” In 2013, it was “like for a tbh.” Now, in…

A Woman Who Didn’t Know She Was Pregnant Gave Birth Midflight, with the Help of Three NICU Nurses

Lavinia “Lavi” Mounga was on a flight from Missouri to Hawaii when she went into…

Pepsi Will Introduce Peeps-Flavored Pepsi Just Like You’ve Always Wanted

Congratulations! What an exciting day for you. Pepsi, your number one most favorite soda of…

A RELEVANT Investigation: Did Odyssey Have a Mask Mandate?

All over the country, cities and states are taking timid, tepid steps towards coming out…

A New Poll Has Determined Americans’ Ideal Age (Hint: It’s Probably Not Yours)

If you could be one age for the rest of your life, what would you…

No, Bill Gates and Joe Biden Didn’t Cause the Texas Winter Storms

A big question that’s been floated since the QAnon and election conspiracies have largely faded,…

Nine Things We Miss About Youth Group

Youth group, that time in our lives when were dealing with the awkwardness of adolescence…

Watch This Mom Knock a Suspected Peeping Tom Into Next Week With 10/10 Form

Phyllis Pena was just getting back to her Lake Jackson, Texas home early on January…

In 2021, The First Millennials Will Start Turning 40 Years Old

2021 is just around the corner and with it, a whole world of new possibilities.…

Yes, George Clooney Cuts His Own Hair With a Flow-Bee

A lot of people are trying DIY haircuts nowadays because, you know, quarantine. But it…

Joe Biden’s Secretary of State Nominee Tony Blinken Once Went on ‘Sesame Street’ to Talk Refugees

President-elect Joe Biden is moving ahead with cabinet picks and just sort of ignoring President…

Pfizer Is Submitting Its COVID-19 Vaccine for Emergency FDA Approval Today

Good news alert: Pfizer is submitting its COVID-19 vaccine to the FDA, requesting emergency approval…

2020 Watch: Gritty Took the Enneagram and He Is an Eight

What is ever going on in 2020? Every day brings us a new headline that…

Well, Amazon Is Getting Into the Online Pharmacy Business

Amazon is doing what Amazon does, shifting its enormous glowing eyes to unconquered terrain. Next…

Fox News Cut Away From the White House Press Conference for Spreading Too Many Lies

On Monday, White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany delivered a press conference trumpeting the now…

Astronomers Have Discovered an Insanely Metal Planet That Rains Rocks and Has Lava Oceans

Things on earth are a little tense but it’s always relative. Think, for example, how…

AMERICAN CRISIS: The Christmas-Hating Hooligans at Starbucks Are at It Again

Joe Biden hasn’t even officially been declared the winner of the 2020 election yet and…

2020 Watch: Burger King Wants You to Order From McDonald’s, or Anywhere, Really

While some are pointing out just how divisive and polarized our society is getting in…

10 Last Minute Costume Ideas for Your Socially Distanced Harvest Party Spooktacular

While the rest of the neighborhood is busy turning their front yards into altars of…

Jerry Falwell Jr. Is Suing Liberty University Over His Forced Resignation

Last August, the current leadership of Liberty pressured Jerry Falwell Jr. into resigning following a…

Oscar Isaac Is in Talks to Play Moon Knight, Marvel’s Jewish, Mental Health-Centric Superhero

It’s been a pretty quiet year for Marvel what with, you know, everything, but earth’s…

Debate Relief: The Nominees’ Mics Will Be Muted While the Other is Talking

In an attempt to avoid the chaos that ensued last month in Cleveland during what…

Metaphor Alert: An Ohio Person Called 911 on a Homeless Person. It Was a Statue of Jesus.

Today in “Extremely on the Nose,” a priest in a Cleveland suburb called Bay Village…

Yeah, Trump Got Fooled by a Babylon Bee Article

During President Donald Trump’s Thursday night Town Hall debate, moderator Savannah Guthrie challenged Trump on…

NYT: The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association Paid a Trump Hotel Almost $400,000 for an Event

On Sunday, the New York Times dropped a bombshell report on President Donald Trump’s history…

A Washington D.C. Church Is Suing the Mayor Over COVID-19 Restrictions

Capitol Hill Baptist Church in Washington D.C. will be the first religious organization in the…

2020 Watch: Researchers Have Found Signs of ‘Possible’ Life on Venus

2020 can and will get weirder before it’s all over and, for all we know,…

Careful: CDC Says to Stay Away from Romaine Lettuce This Thanksgiving Due to E. Coli Outbreak

Does your family eat salad on Thanksgiving? (If so, maybe it’s time to find a…

An Orca Mother Carried Her Dead Calf’s Body With Her for Weeks in Mourning

Scientists stress that we still just don’t know very much about the emotional lives of…

John Piper Thinking Women Probably Shouldn’t Be Police Officers Further Reveals the Flaws of His Gender Theology

This weekend, activist and author Lisa Sharon Harper caught wind of a 3-year-old post on…

Walmart Banning ‘Cosmopolitan’ Magazine to Fight Sexual Exploitation

The National Center on Sexual Exploitation scored a major win for themselves Tuesday when Walmart…

‘Sweet Jesus’ Ice Cream Is Using Satanic Symbols In Its Marketing; People Are Not Happy

We prefer not to associate ice cream with the devil. Ice cream makes us very…

Every Church Choir Should Learn Whatever This Song Is

Sometimes, it’s best not to ask questions. Look at this video. Look at it for…

Wendy’s Dunked All Over McDonald’s on Twitter Yesterday

Yesterday was #NationalFrozenFoodDay, and while most of us were standing around our microwaves, Wendy’s showed…

This Little Soccer Wizard’s One-in-a-Million Shot Will Blow You Away

Calling it now. We may only be five months into the year (five months!), but 2017…

The Scorpion Infestation of United Airlines Continues Apace

United Airlines. Rarely has a company faced a steeper climb back into the public’s good…