Hey America! You know what’s super healthy? Water! You know what’s even more healthy? Fruit! Put those two things together, and what do you get? The newest product from health-conscious beverage-maker Coca-Cola, FruitWater! Please ignore the “fact” that FruitWater contains no actual “fruit”, because who needs real fruit when you’ve got even more delicious alternatives like Splenda? That’s right an artificial sweetener that tastes like sugar, but sounds like the word splendid! Yumm! Starting April 1, Coca-Cola will introduce its new line of carbonated fruit drinks, so remember don’t be an April fool and drink bottles of “water” or waste time consuming actual “fruit” “grown naturally”; instead, start your spring with the best of both worlds, FruitWater … Discuss

A coroner in New Zealand said that the consumption of massive quantities of Coca-Cola is what likely killed a 30-year-old mother of eight. The woman’s family says she was addicted to the soda and would consume 10 liters of the beverage a day. Her health had deteriorated so badly that she had to have all of her teeth removed because of decay, and she suffered terrible withdrawals if she went without her Coke. She went into cardiac arrest and died in February 2010. In a statement, Coke said, “We believe that all foods and beverages can have a place in a balanced and sensible diet combined with an active lifestyle” and that "grossly excessive ingestion of any food product, including water” could be dangerous … Discuss

A new study says that lots of soft drinks, including Coca-Cola, contain trace amounts of alcohol. Coca-Cola reps admitted that the alcoholic content could be a product of their famously top secret recipe but wanted to assure non-drinkers that Coke remains a safe beverage option for them, now and "always," since the alcoholic content clocks in at a whopping 0.001 percent. Which means you'd have to drink about 13,000 cans to reach the legal limit, or roughly the equivalent of one American college student's daily consumption of Diet Coke ... Discuss

A marketing company has placed Coke vending machines around Singapore. But they're not normal machines. They read "Hug Me," and when you hug the machine, a free can of Coke is dispensed. We would like to humbly request these machines be placed in every possible U.S. market ...

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Gavin Newsom, the mayor of San Francisco, has banned regular, sugary soda from any vending machines found on city property. The only drinks available will be diet soda, juice and milk (dairy and non-dairy options) ...

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