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Slices | June 21, 2012

God Moves Man to Kidnap People in Mysterious Ways

Police are on the lookout for a Georgia man who has told at least three women that God had chosen them to be his wife and, when the women got all skeptical, tried to force God's will upon them through (unsuccessful) abduction. Because apparently the saying goes, "And when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I kidnapped you" ...

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Slices | June 20, 2012

The Evidence Is Compelling

st the reports surfaced that Keanu Reeves is actually immortal. Then rumors that Nicolas Cage is a Civil War–era vampire made their way into the blogosphere. Now? Leonardo DiCaprio is actually a woman from the 1960s named Judy Zipper ...

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Slices | June 20, 2012

Weirdest of the Weird

File this one under "things you always thought (and hoped) you'd never see." A man with 15 Miley Cyrus tattoos. On his body. Wow ...

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Slices | June 19, 2012

Attack of the Cephalopods

Why, yes, that is a picture of a dolphin with an octopus attached to it's belly. And you thought the sea couldn't get more terrifying ...

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Slices | June 18, 2012

Oscar Meyer School Has Most Competitive Entry Rate—Ever

A word of warning if you've ever dreamed of having the prestigious honor of driving around the Weinermobile: As it turns out, it's more difficult to get into "Hot Dog High" than Harvard ...

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Slices | June 15, 2012

Florida Teacher Seems Normal

Danielle Hawkins is just a normal teacher in Florida who teaches her students how to read and also where to cut or burn themselves to let the demons out. You know, just normal teacher stuff. Not really sure why we even decided to cover this one ...

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