The Oreo-cereal-fusion you’ve always dreamed of will soon be a reality. The cookie maker has announced that two new limited edition flavors will soon be released to Target stores, and, speaking totally objectively, they sound incredible.

The Blueberry Pie Oreos (that have graham-flavored cookies) and the “Fruity Crisp” Oreos (which are apparently modeled after Fruity Pebbles cereal) will hit shelves on June 6.

What a time to be alive. Discuss

We don’t mean to brag, but we totally called this one: A new “Bible Emoji” translation will be made available in Apple iBooks later this week. Marketed as “scripture 4 millennials,” the new Bible adds Emojis throughout individual verses, eliminating the need to actually “read” every word of the Word.

The mind behind the Emoji Bible explained to The Memo, “A major goal of this whole process was to take a book that I think is very non-approachable to lay readers and try to make it more approachable by removing a lot of its density.”

The author—who simply goes by the smiley face wearing sunglasses emoji, told the outlet, that reception to the idea has mixed been, but they still believe in the project:

I’ve received a lot of tweets, some very nice some very, not nice … But it’s all worth the goal of making the Bible a little more approachable, to inject some levity, and to get people to look at it, with no particular agenda beyond that.

Praise hands to that? Discuss

The future is now people. A video has surfaced of a man who appears to be fast asleep sitting in the driver’s seat of his Tesla Model S as it drives in extremely heavy traffic. The only problem is, the car’s “Autopilot” mode isn’t meant to completely take over for a driver. And, sleeping behind the wheel is not something anyone recommends at this point.

The automaker sent a statement about the incident to Motortrend, and they explained that, “Tesla Autopilot is designed to provide a hands-on experience to give drivers more confidence behind the wheel, increase their safety on the road, and make highway driving more enjoyable.” Emphasis here on “hands-on”; in other words, not napping.

They said that the autopilot mode “does not turn a Tesla into an autonomous vehicle and does not allow the driver to abdicate responsibility,” adding that drivers are “responsible for remaining alert and present when using Autopilot and must be prepared to take control at all times.”

Completely hand- free self-driving cars could one day greatly reduce traffic, prevent accidents and cut down on carbon emissions, but, for now, it’s a good idea to remain awake if you’re driving down the highway. Discuss

Just a few hours ago, the governor of South Carolina, Nikki Haley, signed a piece of legislation that outlaws abortions after 20 weeks. The new law is effective immediately.

Like similar legislation elsewhere, the law includes exceptions in the case of a threat to the mother's life or if a doctor doesn’t believe the baby can survive outside the womb. Essentially, this new ban only affects hospitals because, according to the AP, “none of the three abortion clinics in South Carolina provide abortions beyond 15 weeks.”

This new action also carries a strict punishment for those who don’t comply: Doctors would face up to $10,000 in fines and three years in prison for each violation, and after the third violation, prison time is mandatory.
State representative Wendy Nanney, who sponsored the bill, said publicly that she sees this piece of legislations only as a step—her long term goal is to "get rid of abortion altogether."

The AP’s report says that South Carolina's new law is also similar to other states’ in that it ties a child’s age to conception. That’s a little complicated, though, because that date can’t be exactly determined. So, this law actually uses the gestational age of 22 weeks.

Shocking to no one, Planned Parenthood’s spokesman wasn’t happy. Discuss

Yesterday, protesters at a rally for presidential hopeful Donald Trump in New Mexico set fires, smashed a door and threw rocks. According to news reports, officers reacted with smoke grenades and pepper spray. Albuquerque Police called the protesters' actions a "riot."

There were even reports of gunshots, but police couldn't confirm anything.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, this latest Trump rally violence carried strong nationalist overtones. Supporters within the rally chanted "Build that wall," while Trump responded with "Go home to mommy."

Today, the flamboyant candidate tweeted:

Of course, this isn't the first Trump rally to be met with disruption and protest. In March, there was violence at a rally in Chicago that resulted in its being canceled. An event in North Carolina also involved violence, the Trump supporter is currently facing criminal charges. Discuss

The creators of Netflix's insanely popular Master of None, Aziz Ansari and Alan Yang, won a distinguished Peabody Award on Saturday. And both actors used the opportunity to address the lack of diversity in the entertainment industry and point to what true diversity looks like. This included Yang's admission: "I'm very much glad to be alive now, instead of 1852."

Ansari's acceptance speech carried a dig at the lack of diversity in other award shows, like the Academy Awards (which, of course, was plagued by the hashtag #OscarsSoWhite this year). Part of his speech included,

And I want to thank Netflix and Universal for believing in us, and letting us tell our stories. I think they really seem to get what diversity really is. It's not, "Hey, let's give this white protagonist a brown friend!" No. It's "Let's have a show where there's a token white guy." And that's what it is. ... And the Peabody is great because it seems like you guys actually watched all our [show] and decided it was good! There was no schmoozing, no [weird] dinners. And I think all being honored here really appreciate that.

Netflix recently picked up Master of None for a second season coming in 2017. And we're excited about it. Discuss