A Papa John’s employee in Scotland has learned the hard way that pizza dough—the mysterious material that is at the root of delicious pizza—should be handled with the utmost care. As captured in this image from a pedestrian near the store on Twitter, the dough came to life over night after being thoughtlessly thrown into a dumpster, seeking revenge on the town of Edinburgh for their carelessness. Papa John’s posted a tweet saying they are “investigating the matter.” Unfortunately for the town, we are afraid they may now be too late …
