Lake District, a picturesque little English town, is home to a small inn called The Danson Deme Hotel, which has taken to replacing its Gideons Bibles in guest rooms with Fifty Shades of Grey, because it’s obviously a place run by connoisseurs of literature’s finest gems. Jonathan Denby, the hotel’s owner, said that it was “wholly inappropriate” to have the Bible in a room where someone who might be offended by its content could accidentally read it or something. So, the obvious thing to do was to put Fifty Shades of the Grey in its place, apparently. Because of how much more appropriate it is …
