They Have Invented a Christian Version of the iPad. Finally.

For the past few years, Christians have been forced to deal with worldly, non-Christian tablets, subjugated to the misguided ways of such wayward e-readers as Apple's iPad or the Kindle Fire. But, thanks to the forward-thinkers at Family Christian, believers need suffer no longer. Introducing, "Edifi," the world's first "Christian" tablet. It comes equipped with Christian radio stations, a "Holy Bible" app and a porn-proof web browser. These virtuous virtual readers have— according to Family Christian's technology supervisor, Brian Honorable—the longest-lasting battery on the market. Abundant life does seem fitting for a "Christian" tablet ...

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Sarah commented…

Perhaps it would be better to use the term "mutualism" then since it seems to carry much different weight and meaning than pluralism. Pluralism seems to imply that there is no wrong way of doing things.

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Lovedablues commented…

Reminds me of an old Styx song...." ttttttoo much time on my hands!"

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Anonymous commented…

You guys should like, email each other or something.

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Eric Dye commented…

The edifi SHOULD be mocked. It's a joke, after all .... http://churchm.ag/edifi-multim...

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John Rader commented…

I imply, when you have a look at the images, with all that baggage on high and that huge wheelbase, you'd probably think it might probably do two issues: go straight and roll over.

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