Taco Bell to Release Waffle Taco; Apocalypse Countdown Begins

Customers at select Taco Bell locations in Southern California can be the first to try the new Waffle Taco, an experimental new breakfast offering apparently being tested by the fast food chain. The company that combined Doritos snack chips with taco meat has now figured out a way to convince people to consume terrifying junk food combinations first thing in the morning. The Waffle Taco only costs $.89, your dignity and whatever’s left of your soul after pulling into a Taco Bell drive-thru at 8:30 in the morning …

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Esther Aspling

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Esther Aspling commented…

Um, no I don't think so. This is not a sign of the apocalypse, but a sign of the next Golden Age!
If I ate wheat, I'd totally down that!

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Jake

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Jake commented…

"The Waffle Taco only costs $.89, your dignity and whatever’s left of your soul after pulling into a Taco Bell drive-thru at 8:30 in the morning …"

I LOL'd during Les Mis reading this...

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