“Star Wars: Episode 7.” Happening, It Is

Okay, everyone. Get some water. Take a seat. Deep breaths. We have some news. There’s been a lot of earth-shattering movie news lately. First, there came word that the landmark Christian movie of a generation, Left Behind would be rebooted by Nic Cage. And now it’s come to this. Are you ready? Do you have a paper bag close by? In 2015, just two years shy of the original’s fortieth birthday, Star Wars: Episode VII will be hitting theaters. Disney, who bought Lucasfilm early Tuesday, wasted no time in greenlighting a new Star Wars movie. Okay, okay. Easy does it. The as-yet untitled film would take place after the events of Return of the Jedi. So, what do you say, everyone? Do you have a bad feeling about this? …