Tomorrow features the long-awaited return of Parks and Rec, which features more standout performances than can be highlighted in one article, but has made a true American hero out of Nick Offerman's gruff Libertarian with a heart of gold, Ron Swanson. In anticipation of his impending return, Offerman here lets the artist inside do a full takeover by way of composing an slam poetry ode to one of his few great joys ...