Obviously, the Internet has been stretched to its absolute breaking point with all the "Call Me Maybe" covers on it. Sort of amazing the whole thing hasn't caved in actually, and it's definitely time for everyone to move on to the next big viral hit and leave this diabolical ear candy in the past. The song is played out. Over. Done.

Except that if the cover is being performed by members of the U.S. Army over in Iraq, exceptions can and must be made ...