Mysterious Door that Suddenly Appeared in Park Probably a Gateway to Narnia

A mysterious, tiny door has appeared in the side of a tree in San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park. No one seems to know who installed the small wooden door or what kind of enchanted netherworld may lay beyond its tiny hinges. Though, clearly, it is a gateway to Narnia. Unamused park department section supervisor Andy Stone told the local NBC station, “As of now we don’t have any plans other than to leave the elf door and continue to take care of Golden Gate Park”. Good move Andy—we know a portal to a fantastic mythical wonderland when we see one …


Benjamin Spears


Benjamin Spears commented…

You mean a 'Lewis Wonderland', right?

Fred Hudson


Fred Hudson commented…

That's where Dumbledore Calrissian is from, right?

Jesse Carey


Jesse Carey commented…

@Benjamin ... Good catch, correction made

Esther Aspling


Esther Aspling commented…

Are they going to be selling the cakes and drinks to shrink you down and grow you back up again to use the door?

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