So, the second episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo beat out the Republican National Convention in the ratings last Tuesday, which raises a lot of important questions. Why are people more interested in Honey Boo Boo than the man who might be their future President? What does it say about the Republican National Convention that it can't compete with Honey Boo Boo? Who or what is a Honey Boo Boo, and do we want to know? There is, unfortunately, no easy way to answer any of these questions ...