Happy Birthday, You Mindless, Corporate Drone
Gawker dug up this birthday card to some poor, soulless robot who seems to be employed by some sort of Orwellian nightmare. We at RELEVANT would like to wish this interoffice puppet a happy birthday as well ...
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