If you are in the Bridgeton area of New Jersey, please be advised: there is a massive groundhog on the loose—and it attacks people. It all started when the woodland creature terrorized a local little league game, chasing down an umpire and trapping him in his car. After police showed up and eventually wrangled the ferocious beast, peace returned to the quiet, pee-wee sports-loving community. That is until the next morning, when animal shelter employees found that the groundhog had somehow escaped its cage, and left the facility. The animal is once again on the lam, awaiting his next opportunity to strike fear in the hearts little leaguers baseball players everywhere …