Doritos Releases Doritos Taco-Flavored Doritos, Plunges Universe into Wormhole
Following a shockingly-successful collaboration with fast food chain Taco Bell that was responsible for taco shells made from Doritos, the snack chip maker has taken the next logical step: Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos. Ignore the fact that Doritos is essentially bypassing the little nutritional value available in actual tacos, and try to wrap your head around that for a moment. Risking opening up some sort meta-vortex and plunging the universe into a bottomless wormhole in the space-time continuum, Doritos is releasing a chip that is designed to taste like a Doritos-flavored taco. If you’ve ever Goolged the word “Google”, you know the dangers of messing with the fabric of time, space and reality …
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