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Donald Trump’s Big Announcement Is Even More Boring Than Expected

Donald Trump’s Big Announcement Is Even More Boring Than Expected

Donald Trump, who has spent days promising a big announcement that would rock the presidential race, has made the announcement. In a move that should come as no surprise to people who’ve followed Trump’s career, the announcement ended up being an impossibly hollow slab of hot air, with Trump announcing that he would donate $5 million to the charity of the President’s choice if he would release his college records, applications, passport records. In other words, the announcement is that Trump is still sure that the President isn’t who he says he is. So, to recap, Trump announced that he would bribe the President. Game changing stuff, right here …

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