Maryville, Arizona is quiet. Too quiet. The once bustling Phoenix suburb has fallen under the grim spell of a miscreant band of roving chihuahuas, who are ruling the submissive neighborhood with an iron paw. “Yeah a lot of them they are out here chasing kids or going yard to yard,” said Maryville resident Ray Rios. “Anywhere in groups of 8 to 12 just running around.” And what of Animal Shelters, you ask? Your Animal Shelters can’t help you now. They’ve been so inundated with calls they’ve essentially thrown their hands in the air and surrendered to the inevitable chihuahua takeover, and this article says children are being “hassled” by them on their way to school. It started in Maryville. Just remember that when your grandchildren ask you about Ground Zero for the Chihuahuapocalypse. It started in Maryville …
