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Apple Announces That iPhone 4 Is Basically a Fancy Paperweight Now

Your iPhone 4 has officially become a thing of the past, with Apple's big reveal today of its long-expected iPhone 5. The new model features a bigger screen, a thinner case, and faster wi-fi and camera capabilities. It also features a new power dock, which means your charger and stereo adapter are headed the way of the car phone as well ...

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jlynch07 commented…

...another new gadget. let the worship of the golden calf begin. I don't know for sure, just guessing here, but I'm betting it probably won't change my life. It probably won't make me seem as cool as I want it to. When I put it on the new 8 pin charger at night, I'll probably still have to deal with my shortcomings. Who knows. I could be wrong.

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Anonymous commented…

Excellent Jesus Juke.

dana loux

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dana loux commented…

Yeah, Apple! Technological innovation and leadership is sooooo yawn inspiring...

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Lloyd Moritz commented…

And the iPhone 5 is an even fancier paperweight

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